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# 6467 Baby fishy Einstein

My kids when very little, loved Baby Einstein. If you missed the release in theaters and it isn't yet out on Blu-ray in your area, I'll describe it to you. 

A camera is locked down (ie doesn't move) looking at infinity space (that white space where you can't tell where walls or floor are). And into this space come or are put, toys and sciencey gadgets that are colorful and repeat. Each thingy is displayed for like a minute at a time (although it seems like 10 minutes), while Mozart plays in the background. The kids love it. (And I'll admit that I have literally watched the whole show with them several times. It's mesmerizing.)

Some parents, such as myself, are totally sold on the idea that injecting the high-culture art of Mozart in the kids brains must have some benefit. But perhaps there lurks in the back of some parent's minds, that watching toys is stupid. Or at least can't have the same long-term benefit as Mozart. What are we new-age parents in to? Nature, by golly. So here you go.

Repeat the tried and true Baby Einstein formula exactly, scene by scene, but replace each colorful repetitive toy with a colorful tropical repetitive fish. Same set camera. Same long takes, but fish. A fun sequel to this could be land animals that make sounds, but the original Baby Einstein was for under ones and they don't know animals yet. They just know how to watch colors move around. And if that doesn't describe tropical fish I don't know what does.
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