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#5443 Gate opener

In the Philippines, rich people drive up to their gates and honk and wait for their househelp to come open it for them. Can these people be bothered to open their own gates? Of course not. Can they be bothered that they're bothering their neighbors? Not likely. Are they willing to wait long? Not at all. Are these people jerks? You said it, not me. What's a fantastic way to capitalize on this? Repurpose the wireless doorbell. All you need to do is increase the range of the doorbell signal to, let's say 500 meters if possible. Then change the look of the button to fit in a car ala garage door opener. Make the packaging say "Never wait for the gate and keep your neighbors from getting irate!" Make it look like this is what all rich people are using and also market it for neighbors who want to give a "secret" gift to their annoying honker neighbors without being confrontational. Obviously this could also easily be done with a phone app, but if people wer...

#6675 Froggersection

Okay, I've been ironing out the details of this for a few days (once the hamster wheel gets turning it's hard to shut 'er down). This is a bridge-less intersection where one road never has to stop. Permit me to illustrate in 8 easy steps. Yes, I did make this in so-elegant powerpoint 2003. Yes, some of the steps are doubled up. (You know. I had dreams of animating this thing.)