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# 1928 Twenny watch

"Oooh, what cute watches your kids have!"

"Thanks, they're Twennies."

"What are Twennies?"

"Funny you should ask. The Twenny watch is the latest, greatest, kid communicating and tracking device! I simply put the watches on my kids in the morning with a key we keep at home. They don't come off without the key. If they ever need to talk to me, they just push the button on the top. I can them communicate with them from my smart phone. If I ever need to talk to them, I call them in a similar way. They don't even need to answer, it automatically connects so they can hear my voice and I can hear what's around them. And with my smart phone I can see precisely where they are to within 5 meters! I can even set an alarm to tell me if my kids are more than a few meters away from me. I don't have to ask 'what's your Twenny?' I always know! The watches are waterproof and virtually indestructible. Should some low-life ever try to actually kidnap my child. I will continue to know where she is. Even when it runs out of battery for communicating, Twenny goes into reserve mode, sending out signals once a minute for an entire month."

"Wow, so it's practical for daily use and also a great protection in case of emergency or tragedy."

"Did I mention it also tells time?"

"Wow, it really does everything!"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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